cheswick

A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.

That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.

by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003

cheswick

A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.

Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick

by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 07, 2006

Cheswick

Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.

I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.

by William Burner November 04, 2003

Cheswick

An long extremely thin penis

My Cheswick was out of my pants and someone thought it looked like a pencil

by Jewfro418 June 20, 2010