chenswick

an unusually flamboyant male who overexerts himself most of the time in an attempt to perform ridiculous stunts that are normally unfeasible by the normal human being, therefore inflicting pain upon himself and most likely others around him

Angela: Can you high-kick that cockroach on the wall and kill it for me?

Nathan: Are you crazy? I'm no chenswick!

by zhichi April 6, 2009

Chiswick Tractor

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.

Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.

by Les goddams February 9, 2022

Chiswick Crew

an ever-expanding group of breres from Turnham Green to Boston Manor. Some are talented, rich and sweet (Max) others are small-cocked, womanising losers Sandy. Can be found hanging on District Line trains, cotching, bunning a zoot or lying to their girlfriends.

Just go and see STOMP

by Ms. Acton May 7, 2004

chiswick

A poo or fecal matter

I have to do a chiswick

by resulthead January 30, 2008

CHEZZWICK

A Half smoked blunt or joint. It can also be considered a small blunt.

I woke up this morning and lit up the chezzwick sitting in the astray.

by Stu lanely May 27, 2006

Cheswick

Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.

I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.

by William Burner November 4, 2003

chezwick

a dick that is fatter than it is long.
can also be used as a general derrogatory term

Jason Johnston is a complete chezwick.

by mitchell hubbell May 21, 2007