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A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.
That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.
cheswick by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003
A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.
Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick
cheswick by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006
An long extremely thin penis
My Cheswick was out of my pants and someone thought it looked like a pencil
Cheswick by Jewfro418 June 20, 2010

Chiswick Tractor 

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
Chiswick Tractor by Les goddams February 9, 2022

Chiswick Crew 

an ever-expanding group of breres from Turnham Green to Boston Manor. Some are talented, rich and sweet (Max) others are small-cocked, womanising losers Sandy. Can be found hanging on District Line trains, cotching, bunning a zoot or lying to their girlfriends.
Chiswick Crew by Ms. Acton May 7, 2004

chiswick 

A poo or fecal matter
I have to do a chiswick
chiswick by resulthead January 30, 2008
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