chezwick

a dick that is fatter than it is long.
can also be used as a general derrogatory term

Jason Johnston is a complete chezwick.

by mitchell hubbell May 21, 2007

chezwick

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Yo I bet that fat guy has a chezwick!

by McDude May 8, 2005

CHEZZWICK

A Half smoked blunt or joint. It can also be considered a small blunt.

I woke up this morning and lit up the chezzwick sitting in the astray.

by Stu lanely May 27, 2006

Cheswick

Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.

I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.

by William Burner November 4, 2003

cheswick

A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.

That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.

by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003

chezwich

An italians penis. It is very short and wider than it is long.

Hey look at that Italians fuckin chezwich!!!

by lamp shade March 27, 2007

cheswick

A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.

Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick

by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006