Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

Blondes by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006

blondes

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

blondes by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Blondesome

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.

Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.

Blondesome by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010

blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.

"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.

blondesploitation by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006

Bondesque

To be related to James Bond; or to have a James Bond appearance/nature.

Did you see that movie the other night Pat? It was totally Bondesque!

Bondesque by PadulaP April 1, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026