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Blondes
Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?
Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.
Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!
Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.
Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!
Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
Blondes by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006
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blondes
A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.
Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.
blondes by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007
Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"
Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Blondesome
Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.
Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.
If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.
A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.
If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.
A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!
Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!
Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.
'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!
Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.
'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
Blondesome by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010
blondesploitation
The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.
"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'
Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.
The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.
Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.
The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.
blondesploitation by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006