Blondes 

People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.

Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

Blondes by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006

blondes 

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

blondes by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

Blondes 

A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge.

positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment!

Blondes by em< 3 April 16, 2006

blondes 

People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.

Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?

blondes by Allison August 30, 2004

Blondes 

Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.

Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class

Blondes by Ayee_This_Chick November 9, 2012

Blondes 

Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.

Look at that blond.

Blondes by Corey Pittman December 2, 2003

blondes 

A very sexy hot chick thats basiclly the portrait of the American Beauty!

Damn, shes got those baby blue eyes, nice thighs, and big smile. HOT shit holla at me baby!

blondes by Kala April 30, 2004