Blondes

People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.

Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006

Blondes

A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge.

positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment!

by em< 3 April 16, 2006

Blondes

Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.

Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class

by Ayee_This_Chick November 09, 2012

Blondes

Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.

Look at that blond.

by Corey Pittman December 02, 2003

Blondes

Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.

Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!

by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008

Blondes

blondes are fun and crazy and hyper

wow your so blonde but we love you!!!

by blondie May 06, 2005

Blondes

Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them

Mia’s are such blondes, last time I talked to one my brain trying to kill itself

by Chance101 December 28, 2021