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Blondesome 

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
Blondesome by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010
Words you can keep

Blandsome 

Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.
While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.
Blandsome by Gayle Hurmuses February 23, 2008
Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.

Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.
Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.

Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.

M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.
bonesome by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011
sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy

Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.
My bitch needs to come home cause i'm bonesome.
bonesome by Christian Even April 17, 2005

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.
"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"
blondeside by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

Blondeshell 

A blonde bombshell. A smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys' trousers feel tighter and tighter.
Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"

Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."
Blondeshell by JT43 August 22, 2011

blondemower 

Spinning your dickin a helicopter motion mushroom slapping your women in the face maultiple times
Slapping women in the face maultiple times with your dick -blondemower
blondemower by Milmine March 29, 2024
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