bxondes_ 

A narcissist, rude, yet-godlike tiktoker that never misses and is better then god himself

Bxondes_ is a goddess.😍😍💯

bxondes_ by Bxondes February 24, 2021

Blondes 

People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.

Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

Blondes by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006

blondes 

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

blondes by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Blondes 

A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge.

positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment!

Blondes by em< 3 April 16, 2006

blondes 

People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.

Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?

blondes by Allison August 30, 2004

montana blondes 

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

montana blondes by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014