brownbagger
its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head
brownbagger by THE BIG BLACK COCK June 10, 2003
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Brownbagger
adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."
"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."
"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."
"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010
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BrownBagger
A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
BrownBagger by BKpaw July 7, 2024
double brownbagger
n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?
Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004
Brownbacker
"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."
Brownbacker by nezus November 9, 2009
Brown Bagger
"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."
Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008
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