Definitions by BKpaw

Vermont Briss 

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.

No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.

Vermont Briss by BKpaw July 15, 2024

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.

Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.

BrownBagger by BKpaw July 7, 2024