When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
by BKpaw July 07, 2024