brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

brown-bagger by D0TY February 18, 2003

Brown Bagger 

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown bagger 

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

Brown bagger by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

brown bagger 

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.

Ten brown baggers sitting on the wall. If one brown bagger etc.

brown bagger by sevenhn January 24, 2006

brown bagger 

A married Marine

"That new Marine is a brown bagger with kids at home."

brown bagger by A Marine Wife February 27, 2009

brown bagger 

When you fuck a guy up the ass who hasnt cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

I fucked that guy last night but he was a brown bagger - ick!

brown bagger by zerrick412 April 22, 2009

brown bagger 

A person who goes to restraunts or other people's houses to have diarrea. This is a frequent occurance, and often without exchange of pleasentries.

person 1: Yo homes you be brown baggin!
brown bagger: ...

brown bagger by Bacon Mcbonerface Sandwich October 12, 2008