Brotons

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Positively charged bro's who travel in packs and need to be neutralized.

You better equalize your charge before those brotons try to orbit your nucleus.
Look at all those guys, the brotons are on their way over here.

Brotons by That one breakfast September 24, 2016

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Brotosterone

Male euphoria during athletic occasions

The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.

Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

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Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

Brotowski by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

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Brotorssshag

Noun -ger, Verb -ged, -ging
The action of doing something, or committing an action, that is awesome, often defying societal taboos.

"I slapped a goat. I was brotorssshagging."

"Man, you sell Mexican midgets? You're such a brotorssshagger!"

"That guy was brotorssshagging when he directed those wicked zombie pornos."

"To brotorssshag is to sleep with cockroaches and enjoy it."

Brotorssshag by The Brotorssshagger September 15, 2009

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Brotondo

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.

Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.

Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

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Brotos

Photo's taken with your bros. Usually taken while intoxicated, not necessarily.

Adam: Yo this party's dope, let's get some brotos goin'

Max: I have a camera phone.

Brotos by keeneslackbirds December 23, 2010

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Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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