Brotons

Positively charged bro's who travel in packs and need to be neutralized.

You better equalize your charge before those brotons try to orbit your nucleus.
Look at all those guys, the brotons are on their way over here.

by That one breakfast September 24, 2016

Brotosterone

Male euphoria during athletic occasions

The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.

by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

Brotorssshag

Noun -ger, Verb -ged, -ging
The action of doing something, or committing an action, that is awesome, often defying societal taboos.

"I slapped a goat. I was brotorssshagging."

"Man, you sell Mexican midgets? You're such a brotorssshagger!"

"That guy was brotorssshagging when he directed those wicked zombie pornos."

"To brotorssshag is to sleep with cockroaches and enjoy it."

by The Brotorssshagger September 15, 2009

Brotondo

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.

Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.

by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

Brotos

Photo's taken with your bros. Usually taken while intoxicated, not necessarily.

Adam: Yo this party's dope, let's get some brotos goin'

Max: I have a camera phone.

by keeneslackbirds December 23, 2010

Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

by FTD November 9, 2006