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brotonial 

Brotonial is a weird person that has an unnatural obsession with cheese, snapchat and singing obnoxiously loud in the shower. He is not a ladies man and ladies stay away, he's probably got a boyfriend.
Person 1: Hey, you look hot.
Brotonial: Uh i have a boyfriend, also i like cheese
brotonial by Eggandblofishlover November 19, 2017
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Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "

brotential

having the potential or possibility of being bro or bro-esque, acting like a bro, supplementing as a bro, or in all practicality, having the ability to bro out
1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.

2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast

3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night

4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone

5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
brotential by HipStir January 30, 2010

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Brostonian 

A bro from Boston. Generally shouts obnoxious things with a strong accent while wearing an upside down visor and a Red Sox shirt.
Bro 1: Bro, I had some ahhsome brofast this morning down at the South End.
Bro 2: Dude, you're a total Brostonian.

Brotopia 

A totally non-queer land filled with all your favortie bros.
"Brogan, dude, sometimes I wish there weren't any chicks at all so we could live in brotopia all the time."
Brotopia by Murphy Lee January 19, 2008

Brotanical Gardens 

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.
'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'
Brotanical Gardens by senojnayr November 20, 2011
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