Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

by FTD November 9, 2006

Brotonic

A MAN THAT IS SEX WITH ANOTHER BRO BUT THEY ARE FRIENDS

Hey did you hear about the BROTONIC relationship??

by Brotonic January 19, 2023

Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Brobonics

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.

What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brotanical Gardens

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.

'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'

by senojnayr November 20, 2011

Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010