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neutralized 

The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg
"She is so neutralized!"
neutralized by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004
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freak neutralize 

The act of sneaking up on another person and unsuspectingly humping them while repeating a phrase such as, "Ohhh, I'm slutty!" or "Just let it happen."

(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)
Did you see the way Joe freak neutralized Bob? He never saw it coming. And Bob's reaction was priceless.

Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.

Naturalized Hillbilly 

Someone who was not born a hillbilly but now is one. Usually someone who is an alcoholic or addicted to drugs.
No bob was not born in Alabama, he is a naturalized hillbilly.
Naturalized Hillbilly by Herman July 14, 2003

Neutralize 

To kill and put something out of its misery. Usually using a very vicious, savage and violent force upon some harmless object, person, animal, grandma, kitten, baby...
"I'm so going to neutralize that baby kitten"
Neutralize by BNKRNR March 30, 2010

Neuralizer 

The act of removing a Facebook thread so it disappears without anyone knowing it ever existed.
Holy Marston, you pulled a Nguyen and used the neuralizer on that thread!
Neuralizer by Angry Professor October 16, 2012

Neutralizer

A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.

The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?

Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
Neutralizer by frenamezian_again1 February 3, 2012

The German neutralizer 

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax
I tried the German neutralizer last night
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