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Brotondo 

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.
Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010
Words you can keep
When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015
a slang for "bro" which is already a slang for "brother".
guy 1: "Who took this awesome pic yo?"

guy 2:"idk....Some awesome brothondo from Modesto!"
brothondo by ryken August 25, 2009
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Yo brotendo. I sold my foreskin for some hiddenvalley, wanna hit the quad?
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017
A phrase used by Tanner (with a hard R) as a substitute word for Bro, because Brotonio makes them cooler then a bro
Whats up Brotonio its me Tannerrrr (with a hard R)
Brotonio by Brotonio April 1, 2023

Brotendo cult

A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
I just joined the Brotendo cult .
I like the Brotendo cult nigga.
Brotendo cult by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017

brotando 

A faggot named Javier Covarrubias who goes to west covina high school and masturbates all day
What a brotando
brotando by Javier 1234567890 October 10, 2014
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