2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.

Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.

Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

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Brotonic

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

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Brotorious

The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.

One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.

Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)

To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.

Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."

Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"

Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"

Brotorious by Brotorious Founding Fathers June 2, 2010

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Brotoning

Uncontrollable fapping and/or flailing.

My boyfriend was fapping viciously and brotoning last night.

Brotoning by OxfordSmoke January 5, 2017

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brotonial

Brotonial is a weird person that has an unnatural obsession with cheese, snapchat and singing obnoxiously loud in the shower. He is not a ladies man and ladies stay away, he's probably got a boyfriend.

Person 1: Hey, you look hot.
Brotonial: Uh i have a boyfriend, also i like cheese

brotonial by Eggandblofishlover November 19, 2017

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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