broph 

The little coin slot crackage above a well-formed male ass. So-named for a private high school swim team in AZ that wears their speedos several sizes too small. Significantly more attractive than a plumber's crack

Dude, check out the broph on that guy!

Man, you need a bigger size.. major case of the broph.

broph by DFlipper March 21, 2009

broph 

1. Pot

2. To Smoke Pot.

1. Do you have any broph?

2. Lets broph tonight.

broph by Tony Dee January 6, 2008

Broph-a-saurus 

Pulling of the hair and arms while fully mounting a woman from behind with your legs over top of hers humping vigorously.

Dude, i totally broph-a-saurused your girlfriend last night

Broph-a-saurus by Wet N Wild November 16, 2009

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

Braphog 

A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!

Braphog by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018

Bophades

He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"?

Bophades -> bo-pha-des -> (Both-of-these) nuts

You remind me of bophades the ancient greek hero haha
"who's that bro?"
bophades nuts!

Bophades by Bob Dowling July 25, 2018

Brohab 

The period of rehabilitation that occurs after a serious bromance has ended.

Now that Sean got back together with his girlfriend I need to check myself into brohab.

Brohab by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010