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The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.
"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"
by EssBen March 04, 2008
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Brap is the sound of a fart. Penned by comic artist of MAD MAG fame, Don Martin. Most specifically in refrence to his Captain Klutz series which incorporated a character with gaseous superpowers named Brap Man. Indubitably Howard Stern ripped off the idea from Don.
With a mighty Brraaaaapppp! he leapt the building. Brap

http://www.toonopedia.com/klutz.htm
by crankyoldghost September 14, 2008
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A sound uttered when a heavy tune comes on usually heard in garage raves.
Combine with gunfingers for best results.
Listen to 'Gladiator' by Alias. You won't be able to help it.

brap! brap!
by SDZ June 23, 2004
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Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.
You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!
by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
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This word has a couple meanings..

First off : In reference to the sound a snowmobile makes... brap brappp

Second... Slang for going out snowmobiling.
First one.. do u hear the brap brap of that snowmobile?

Second one as in.... hey man you wanna go for a brap?
by TCAT PSYCHO March 08, 2017
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Brap is something you say when your bigging someone/something up.
Big up ma m8 shyla! brap!
by madison x November 13, 2005
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