Braphog 

A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!

Braphog by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018

Braphog 

a person usually a female with a nice fat ass

Oh GOD! please give me a braphog gf!

Braphog by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018

Braphog

Commanding Sergeant of the U.S. Army’s Special Gasser Division, and the greatest Gassy Warrior of all time. He is best known as the man who trained the legendary hero we now know as Incredible Gassy, teaching him to harness his gassy powers. To this day, Incredible Gassy often prevents impending doom in the interest of Sergeant Braphog.

Recently, Braphog was sighted launching gas attacks against the ‘Ayrabs in Iran. Don’t get on his bad side or ask why he was in Poland during the 1940s; by the time you hear his catchphrase, “HOO-RAH” it’s already too late.

You: “OMG! Is that sergeant Braphog? Incredible Gassy’s trainer and best friend?”

Sergeant Braphog: “Urban Dictionary needs some discipline! There will never, ever be a gassy warrior like me. The one and only Sergeant Braphog. Hoo-rah!”

Braphog by Sergeant Braphog April 18, 2026

brahogging 

doing whatever you want, just doing it with your friedns

Sean is out brahogging it with his bros.

brahogging by Titty Pain February 21, 2011