Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.

Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.

by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009

brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.

My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!

by 73Fatty September 14, 2012

prophylactic

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.

by Becksta December 27, 1999

prophylactic

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"

by tto005 March 24, 2009

bropholactic

Condom used specifically for the purpose of manfucking your friend.

I need to go to 7-11 to pick up a bropholactic so I can manfuck my bro John.

by Scarlett Brohannsen January 10, 2011

Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

by toddx June 22, 2012

Prophylactic Shock

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010