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Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.
Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.
Brophylactic by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009
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brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.
My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!
brophylactic by 73Fatty September 14, 2012

prophylactic 

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.
Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.
prophylactic by Becksta December 27, 1999

prophylactic 

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.
"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"
prophylactic by tto005 March 24, 2009

bropholactic 

Condom used specifically for the purpose of manfucking your friend.
I need to go to 7-11 to pick up a bropholactic so I can manfuck my bro John.
bropholactic by Scarlett Brohannsen January 10, 2011

Prophylactic reservation 

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.
My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

Prophylactic Shock 

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
Prophylactic Shock by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010
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