des

Data Encryption Standard - A standard method of encrypting and decrypting data, developed by the US National Bureau of Standards.

I can't believe we cracked the bank's DES!

I'M RICH BIOTCH

by nox.the.king July 21, 2006

des

male slut that likes anal and school girls! rarely seperated from his homies.

look at that des hes at the school again

by KVH October 8, 2006

des

Male whore who fuck as many women as possible all at the same time, they normally drive BMW and also Bangers, They are Bad News!!!!

OMG ive been des again!!!

by bubbles2 December 5, 2007

des

depressed emotional sucker

a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.

man,you're such a des!

by theskyiscryingabouther April 26, 2008

des

This is the act of putting baking soda in your ass crack, and then proceeding to pour vinegar into your baking soda'd butthole.

If mixed with a well-timed fart, this can be a pretty funny thing to see.

by gin March 15, 2005

des

A man who has uncontrollable bowels and must never be further than 3 meters from a toilet at any given time

Danielle: Man! it smells like shit around here!

Claire: I know i think that guy just shat himself - hes such a des!

by ClaireDaniellabella September 4, 2013

des

hes a chipmunk from ipswich, suffolk, england

by kirsty p May 2, 2003