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brojangles
On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
Related Words
Brojank • Brojangles • bojank • Brojan Horse • brojack • Bojankady • Bojankalitus • bojanke • bojankedy • Bojankey
Bojankity
Bojankle
1. an ankle that is bojank; a bojank ankle
2. an ankle that is messed up; a messed up ankle
3. an ankle that is a worthless piece of shit that breaks all the time; a fucked up ankle
2. an ankle that is messed up; a messed up ankle
3. an ankle that is a worthless piece of shit that breaks all the time; a fucked up ankle
brojack
When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.
Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Bojankalitus
Bojank= Refers to an individual that is fucked up. Similiar to Yahoo Fuck-tard Retard or High-speed in military circles.
Bojankalitus= An extreme condition where the individual is completely fucked up. Usually contagious, especially among poorly educated cultures or groups.
Especially useful when managing groups of people that have english as a second language and normal curse words are not appropriate.
Bojankalitus= An extreme condition where the individual is completely fucked up. Usually contagious, especially among poorly educated cultures or groups.
Especially useful when managing groups of people that have english as a second language and normal curse words are not appropriate.
Bojankalitus by yzf rider November 7, 2009
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