brojack

When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.

Mutual masturbation between close male friends.

Hanging out with my bro Saturday night, watched some porn, and ended up brojacking.

by zawfi February 20, 2009

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When two closeted males engage in mutual masturbation. They must be extremely closeted and hyper-masculine.

Got a brojack from jack yesterday. What!?! No, we aren't gay?!?

by Ewrx September 7, 2016

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The best animated show ever. Starring with Will Arnett playing the main character the Bojack Horseman, a selfish horse with drug addict and alcohol problems and dark sense of humor with total apathy to other people. The show pretty much shows how he ruins everything because of his self destructive character and because he is a celebrity he can get away with it. The show also focuses on how deeply fake Hollywood is and makes a satire on celebrities while also focusing on such issues as depression and self expression.

Person1: Have you seen Bojack Horseman?

Person2: Yeah! It's the best show ever!

by Dr.Notafraidofapples April 2, 2020

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Old cringey Song by J. Grimes that sounds as good as homework on a Friday night

j grimes probably should’ve taken the time to make a better song than release his latest ego stroking song about nothing, only good part is the beat

Bojack horseman by J Grimes (junior grimes)

Lyrics: “I got bitches on my grind yeah I don’t miiind a biiiitt”

“I pre-tjffitnfkfskfjskd” the rest is hot garbage

J. Grimes lacks the authenticity or seriousness to be a rapper or singer for that matter, any song J. Grimes drops is further proof of that

Bojack Horseman is a strangely below average trash song

by Hmmmmm, nah April 15, 2022

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