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Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

by Dick Rex, P.I. January 15, 2008
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The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone
"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
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"borny" - adj. Simultaneously bored and horny, in a manner that tends to cloud judgment.
I was completely borny, so I bought a triple-size dildo to see what I could do with it...
by Jack Random February 27, 2006
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A feeling that is a cross between bored and horny.
I'm about to text my FWB because I'm feeling borny.
by ClaudiusMaximus August 31, 2017
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in a state of boredom yet horny and aroused.
Yesterday when I got home from work I was super faded but feelin borny, so I just jacked off staring out the window at trees n stuff
by FatStab August 22, 2015
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