Mannequin

When a man stretches his scrotum up over his penis and entirely covers it so his genital region resembles a flat skin-coloured patch, similar to a store mannequin.

After shaving my sack I can do such a good mannequin, Target wants to hire me to do in store promotions.

by Raypower October 25, 2009

Mannequin

A term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).

Joe: I heard Nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.

by DarkPhoenix268 May 2, 2008

mannequin

The plastic dummies seen in fashionable clothing stores all over, normally wearing the season's newest fashions. Somewhere inbetween scary, surreal and sexy (if the opposite gender and depending on imagination/perversion)

Larry: "That mannequin just winked at me!"

by Sickman May 15, 2006

Mannequin

A person that looks better dressed than naked. The term implies deception on the person's part for cleverly masking their physical shortcomings.

I wasted the whole night trying to fuck that mannequin from the bar last night. She looked hot with her clothes on, but when she got undressed I had to close my eyes to keep my boner. She was hiding fat like it was Osama Bin Laden.

by jessfilly August 13, 2009

mannequin

Someone who has had plastic surgery. They are plentiful in LA.

That girl looks a little too perfect, she might be a mannequin.

Welcome to LA, land of the mannequins.

by t0sh.o July 24, 2019

mannequin

A term used to refer to a "fake" girl/woman. As a literal mannequin, they have a perfect figure externally, but have nothing to offer internally. They are completely void of emotion, a brain, or any capacity to hold an intellectually stimulating communication; existing simply to be played with like a doll. They masquerade showing off their physical beauty and will never be respected for that reason.

Dude, check out the boobs on that mannequin!

Dude, I need to take home a mannequin tonight...

by rabu23 December 7, 2011

Mannequin

The social classification for individuals lacking emotion, complete social unawareness, extreme self-consciousness, and the commandment of a room. Masters of photographic angles and poses in front of the camera, extremely chiseled, and justifiably confident with their bodies. Mannequins have a fixation with repetitive electronic dance music, are highly fashion forward, and maintain a stoic stance at all times.

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