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Brofail

realizing you just made the mistake of hooking up with a bro.
Man, I knew from the second I saw his Affliction tee-shirt this wasn't going to be a good idea...what a brofail.
by bahabecca December 9, 2008
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bronail

A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy
“Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”
by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019
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Brofile Picture

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.
mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture
by JarrettMark March 19, 2009
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brofile

A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.

Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.

Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson

Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym

Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH

Music: anything but country LOL

Books: wut is a book?

About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
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Racial Brofiling

When a bro assumes another bro will behave in a stereotypical way based on their ethnicity.
Black bro- Hey man want to hear my new track.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.
by Broffesor Jay July 24, 2010
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Brovailability

How available a bro is participate in super fun activities with other bros
Bro 1 "hey bro, you free Thursday to come cougar hunting?"

bro 2 "hold on man I'll check my brovailability. Yeah bro I'm free! It will be brolarious"
by Aimzybamzy June 15, 2010
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brofiling

prejudice against a bro before you find out what his deal is
"all hockey players from new england prep schools are assholes"

"take it back. that's brofiling."
by afootman October 18, 2008
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