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Bromail

Offering to take the fall for something that someone else did, but only if they give you something in return. Blackmailing a bro to be a bro.

Coined by reddit user u/doesthisonework1 based on post by u/DominionGhost
"I was 17 and my truck got a ticket from one of those photo rader things for driving like 40km/h over the speed limit. Mom was furious with me, 'HOW DARE YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC I RAISED YOU BETTER' and all that. But I wasn't driving that day, my dad had borrowed my truck for something. I asked him how much it was worth it to him for me to not tell mom about that little fact knowing that she'd turn on him with the fury of an angry mama bear."

"And that's how I bromailed my dad into buying me a new HDTV."
by AhhGetAwayRawr November 14, 2018
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bronail

A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy
“Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”
by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019
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Bromaid

A male who has been elected to serve on the bride's side of a wedding party.
Me: My brother will be standing up in my wedding on my side. I have three bridesmaids and a bromaid.
You: Lol! Is he gonna wear a dress?
Me: IDK
by pinkglitter December 21, 2009
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Brovailability

How available a bro is participate in super fun activities with other bros
Bro 1 "hey bro, you free Thursday to come cougar hunting?"

bro 2 "hold on man I'll check my brovailability. Yeah bro I'm free! It will be brolarious"
by Aimzybamzy June 15, 2010
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Bromily

It is basically the combination of the two words "bros" and "family", essentially meaning your family of bros (friends).

The term "bro" is gender neutral in this case.

The word is commonly written with the letter "b" emoji : 🅱️romily
"Ayyy how's the bromily?"
by 🅱️ruh Moment April 19, 2021
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brotail

A ponytail on a dude.
Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)
Bro #1: "Hey, how long has Andy been going to art school for?"
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."
by CaptainJesse February 21, 2010
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bromanly

One who is your Brother and is incredibly manly
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Guy 3's brother?

Guy 2: No, but I heard he is Bromanly.
by Bromanlydude426 November 29, 2014
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