A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
A rank of bro which demands a high amount of respect. Bronald Reagans typically call for more respect than Brosef Stalins, but not as much as Broseidons, the Gods of the Brocean.
Bro 1: Hey brah, you wanna play some Madden and have a Natty Ice?
Bro 2: Sure thing, Bronald Reagan.
A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.
Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."