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Someone who discriminates against broccoli.
That guy over there is so brocist.
Brocist by uglydaikon January 18, 2021
Words you can keep
Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".
Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it
Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020
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Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros
Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...
Brocism by Oakieman March 28, 2009
When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.
Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.
Brocest by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Brociety 

A group of three or more "bros" who would rather spend their time smoking cigarettes, playing lacrosse,drinking to the point of belligerence and talking about all the girls they get. They are usually surrounded by a group of girls hoping to mooch off their good looks and wealth. A very arrogant bunch.
I was going to leave the party but then the brociety showed up and I had to stay.

Did you notice how belligerently drunk the brociety got this weekend? And they still won in beer pong!

I really want to hook up with brociety, so I have to play hard to get.
Brociety by Herakles April 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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