brocasting

the practice of inserting obscure pop-culture references or quotes (sans footnotes) in casual conversation in order to (implicitly) connect with those who understand that reference.

(M is about to leave a party, saying goodbye to P)
M: See you guys. Thanks for all the fish.
(referencing Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - M is brocasting in a subtle manner)

P: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

(P is thereby completing the quote, thus indicating that he is also familiar with the reference. P has successfully received the brocast)

by 3-309 November 10, 2012

brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

by jtregoat October 29, 2008

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

by IBrock March 10, 2011

browncasting

texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.

JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.

by buttpirat November 14, 2011

boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.

Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011