broista
broista by frozenfoxfire August 4, 2010
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broista
n. The word broista is derived from the Italian word barista which can be defined as a professional who is highly skilled in coffee preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of coffee, coffee blends, espresso, coffee equipment, maintenance, latte art, whipped cream, etc.
Since most Starbucks employees are female, barista is assumed to be feminine in nature. Thus Broista is derived to describe the rare male employee.
Synonyms: Dork, Fag, Loser, Virgin, Metrosexual, Pre-Op.
Since most Starbucks employees are female, barista is assumed to be feminine in nature. Thus Broista is derived to describe the rare male employee.
Synonyms: Dork, Fag, Loser, Virgin, Metrosexual, Pre-Op.
Broista
A gay male that's not really feminine but not really masculine. You don't want to call him your sister, but you want to call him your brother.
Broista by ImJust_Jai August 21, 2016
Brostalgia
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009
Bromstad
Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway
Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!
Bromstad by John Stewards March 21, 2007
Brosistance
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
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