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Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked
dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010
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Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011
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Bocasteria

A super-sweet place in college where you can go and buy all sorts of good food, including a bocadillo. Also the CAS stands for: Collegio Adventista de Sagunto.
Dude! want to go get a bocadillo at the bocasteria?
by Franky Xenoth November 13, 2006
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broaster

A communal toaster shared by two or more cohabiting males.
"I bought a new broaster for the guys as a housewarming gift."
by munchkin'smom October 23, 2014
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bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."
by Ebok24 August 24, 2009
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Bromaster

The Youtuber Bromaster. Great guy. Games go burr. Subscribing would be a good idea
Subscribe to Bromaster
by Bromastergoburr March 27, 2021
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