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Brocastery 

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
Brocastery by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked
dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

Bocasteria

A super-sweet place in college where you can go and buy all sorts of good food, including a bocadillo. Also the CAS stands for: Collegio Adventista de Sagunto.
Dude! want to go get a bocadillo at the bocasteria?
Bocasteria by Franky Xenoth November 13, 2006
A communal toaster shared by two or more cohabiting males.
"I bought a new broaster for the guys as a housewarming gift."
broaster by munchkin'smom October 23, 2014

bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."
bromaster wordsmith by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Bromaster 

The Youtuber Bromaster. Great guy. Games go burr. Subscribing would be a good idea
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Bromaster by Bromastergoburr March 27, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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