Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

by Brociate November 14, 2020

Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

broviate

to talk at length to one’s bros. From ‘bro’ and ‘bloviate’.

Whenever he talks to me, he broviates.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011

Brocate

the act of finding a lost bro.

Where's Reggie?
I don't know we might have to Brocate.

by Morgs1619 May 23, 2016