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Brockism
Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.
Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."
Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."
Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."
Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011
brosismance
Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?
Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011
Broicism
An offshoot of the often misrepresented Stoicism, which places disproportionate focus on bravery, action and cold showers; to the exclusion of compassion and wisdom which are the Stoic traits that underpin all the other virtues. Being strong means nothing without also being wise, guys. Make choices that are for the greater good of all, including yourself. But don't use this philosophy as justification for actions that are reckless, self-seeking or dangerous. Stoicism is about walking away from potential sources of chaos in your life, not towards them. Sure, get over yourself, but this doesn't have to be at the cost of treading on anyone else. And what's more, it requires no muscles, financial success or approval of your friends. Stoicism is about being free from all that. Why not go onto r/stoicism and find out what it's really about, freedom awaits. Amor Fati.
Broicism by TheBirthOfTheDigitalAge January 26, 2023
Broism
brycism (noun)
brycism (noun) by Ross October 7, 2006
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