brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Boisted

Getting wasted wirh your boys.. on a saturday morning

We getting straight BOISTED on a saturday morning. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

by bitch impasta July 18, 2020

broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

Boom Broasted

The act of giving someone a good compliment, opposite of Michael Scott's famous 'Boom Roasted', this is to spread happiness.

Guy 1: Hey, you're makin' my dreams come true.

Guy 2: Thanks! Boom Broasted!

Guy 1: Boom Broasted!

by Shlomo400 September 16, 2011

brosted

When Someone gets brosted it means if one of ya bros roasts you

YOOO Bro He Just Got Brosted

by antoniodubzz June 25, 2020

blisted

said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances

im blisted out my mind

by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004

Broasted

when you fart into the mic in a xbox/playstation party

friend: get gud scru----
you:*rips a big one*
you: no you get gud scrub
you: Broasted

by GetBroasted March 22, 2020