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Brociopath
One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011
Broito
The equivalent of a brotaco. Somebody who deserves more than just the word bro or just a better way to call somebody a bro.
Me and him are hella cool, he's my broito.
Broritos
A type of nacho cheese flavored snack chip, as well as the main motivation behind the video game Mad Snacks Yo, as seen in the webcomic Homestuck.
They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."
They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."
Broritos by TheUltamate August 20, 2010
brocktoon
1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
brociology
brociology by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009