Britlin

a good friend

She is so Britlin

Britlin by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Britain 

A lazy, controlling police state.

No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.

You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,

but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".

Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the

definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"

it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.

Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.

People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.

Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!

Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.

Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.

Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.

Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.

Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,

backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.

Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".

This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.

You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!

Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.

Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!

F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.

Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.

The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.

Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.

Britain by Anti BS August 10, 2023

Great Britain 

What makes Britain "Great" exactly? Do they mean great as in big? Because Britain's certainly not big, so it must mean great as in amazing? With all the pandering to weak snowflakes, utter hypocrisy of the law/police, and similar bullshit, i would beg to differ.

Come visit "Great" Britain:

If you want no freedom of speech. Where even Ricky Gervais is allowed to openly accuse Hollywood celebs, while thinly disguising his accusations as "jokes". Jeremy Clarkson was allowed to get away with certain comments, as was David Walliams who insulted people of Britain's Got Talent using foul language, those who hold a high status are allowed to get away with stuff common folk aren't.

if you want expensive apartments made with cheap crap that catch fire easily.

if you want to be arrested for offending somebody over petty shit online via the law called Malicious Communications. Yet people from other countries, via social media, games etc, are freely
allowed to verbally abuse you, say things back and you get treated like a criminal by the pathetic clown police.

If you are sexually assaulted by a female, the police will do nothing, just like what happened with the football stadium incident, a male would be jailed. More double standards like those sentenced for sharing photos of a murder scene, yet Britain had servers hosting disgusting content from Live Leak and Ogrish. Live Leak also had tons of comments of people making fun of those who committed suicide.

Brian: Wow, that's a lot of bullshit from one country. How can people really call it Great Britain?

Me: But there's much more! Don't visit "Great" Britain if..

if you want to see homeless actual British people starving on the streets with their pets, while illegal foreigners continue to pour in and are offered free homing, food and hotels.
People wonder why racism is on the rise, but don't forget, the law is sexist against men, and just like that white men have to suffer, other races can do no wrong. Just like Khan does nothing about knife fest London.

Don't visit "Great" Britain's news sites if you like to be cut off from commenting on certain articles in case your words hurt some sensitive person's feelings.

Don't teach your pet pug to do a Nazi salute on YouTube as a joke, or face arrest of the authoritarian kind.

Don't moon a speed camera or be arrested and wrestled to the floor by the big bad police for "indecent exposure" but you're allowed to see naked butts on even kids cartoons.
The police are heroes! They saved us from a drive by mooning maniac! Luckily, Banksy did a nice mural showing the true nature of the police in this instance, also featuring Bart Simpson.

A country of control, a country for cry babies.

Fix Backwards Britain!

Great Britain by Fight 4 Freedom January 10, 2023

Britlynn

Britlynn is a beautiful girl. She is a kid at heart and is fun to talk to. She is a special friend to keep. She is an independent girl who continues to do things her own way. She will make a lot of jokes to make everyone laugh. If you have the chance of meeting her, don't loose her. All she really needs is some love. She will hide her feelings to have the best day. Keep the relationship that you have with her, hang onto that. You will never want to loose her.

Today I met a girl named Britlynn.

Britlynn by Hey_Savage_717 May 20, 2018

Britain 

home of banter.

Person 1: Britain is the moust banterous place on Earth

Britain by JediSquirrel July 7, 2011

Britland 

A tiny little island floating off the coast of Frenchland. I've heard that british people come from Britland... which actually makes sense if you think about it

Britland is the home of many british people

Britland by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007

Britiny 

Different from the other Brittany, Britney, Britany, Brittney, and any other false variants from true purity, that is Britiny. She's an amazing friend who will sacrifice everything she has to make others happy. She hates her name because it contains the reputation of everything she's not. Thanks to such people as the "Common Britany's, Britney's, etc." You know what I'm talking about. The fat, bitchy, always moody ones that you just wanna say "get the fuck out of my sight you piece of filth." Yeah, those ones. Well Britiny is an extraordinarily unique name because of the few who carry it. They understand it's burden and try so hard to be the best person that they can be. Never thinking of just themselves or for their own personal gain. Most Britiny's tend to have a short temper, and must ALWAYS be right. They love to win, hate to lose. Hate fights, in the end, though know what must be done to fix things. Britiny's tend to also love and care for families, pets, friends. Britiny's make great relationship partners and lovers. They will stick with you until the end. Britiny's like to be optimistic and positive about things,, always thinking about the good out of the bad. They will help you when you're sad, or devastated. But could never, purposely, do harm, because of their timid, yet helpful nature =). Britiny's hair colour is normally red, brown or black. Never blonde, god forbid -.-

You're the best, Britiny!! =D

Britiny by xCherishx June 23, 2011