A tiny littleisland floating off the coast of Frenchland. I've heard that british people come from Britland... which actually makes sense if you think about it
“God I hate the britlandish” “uh don’t you mean British” “typo” “this is a live conversation you can’t say typo” *wipes forehead* “never wipe my forehead ever again”
Britland Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is known to be the more evil side of Britain. Their national greeting is them drinking tea and then spitting it on another person. They must alwayscarry a kettle, electric or gas, at all times when in public otherwise people may see them as a piece of meat and therefore they may try eating you. It is located under Britain as you need to enter through a really peculiar subway to enter. The Britlandish often work at the teabag mine as it is one of the only forms of income for the city. Another common trait of a Britlandish citizen is having mugs already pre-filled with tea (yes it may be a day old but…) as they think it is necessary for their survival. It is a wacky city with quite the vibrant community. There are approximately 6 shops, 5 of them being tea sellers and the one being a teabag holder shop. Overall, it is a fun place to visit and the people will greet you with welcoming arms?