Home to the Britlandish
people, Britland is quite the place to visit. Their national greeting is drinking a lukewarm cup of tea and spitting it out upon another person. It is mandatory that when in public you carry around a kettle (boiled or not) to be respected as a person. If you are spotted without one,
people often
will mistake you for a day old piece of meat and may attempt to eat you or make a roast out of you. Britland sits under the city of Londonesia and the only way in is through a very peculiar Subway. You
will probably find the common Britlandish
people working in the teabag mines as it is one of the only sources of income in Britland. Another common trait of a Britlandish is that you
will often find their cupboards stuffed with cups of tea (Yes they may be a day old but…) because they believe it is mandatory for their lives. Britland has a fun and vibrant community with there being tea drinking competitions, TV series like HOARDERS, TEA EDITION & approximately 6 great shops to visit in Britland.
5 of which are tea stores and the other one being a tea holder shop, so you get everything. Overall, Britland is a vibrant place with nice
people that
will grand you with open arms?
