An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
1. A restaurant such as Hooters where scantily clad waitresses have their frontal assets on display, tits on a tray if you will.
2. A local nosh house, preferably of the dive variety, where a well-endowed serving wench is want to lean suggestively over your food. See motorboating.
Bristal
A kind hearted person that does not like to show a lot of emotion. She's very outgoing and cares a lot about her friends and family. She would try to do so much to not let people be sad. She has many friends but only talks to some. She is very beautiful and never gives up on herself.
Brietta means strength in gaelic. Brietta is awesome.
Brietta the barbie Pegasus!! The source of all wisdom and a wonderful friend. she is MAGICAL, and everyone is envious her. Brietta is beautiful.Allen Rickman adores her and her mystical flying powers (and she flys everywhere, can you say super hereo?). you can call her brie if you like. but don't take her crown or you will see a side of brietta you have never seen before. you may be set on fire (yes, she breathes fire.) secretly she only sees in blue and silver with her magical Pegasus vision.