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brestaurant 

1. A restaurant such as Hooters where scantily clad waitresses have their frontal assets on display, tits on a tray if you will.

2. A local nosh house, preferably of the dive variety, where a well-endowed serving wench is want to lean suggestively over your food. See motorboating.

3. A meal meat market.
After Dave came out, his dad tool him to a brestaurant to show him the error of his ways.
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Brestaurant 

A restaurant and bar, Coined by @fartwho
Person 1: Where do you want to eat?

Person 2: Any Brestaurant is fine, I'm really hungry and need to get my drink on!
Brestaurant by SebastionGraves September 24, 2011

Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Restaurant Rambo 

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.
Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
Restaurant Rambo by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

restaurant gene 

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

breastaurant 

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
breastaurant by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

The Restaurant Effect 

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!