briest

Briest is what thirsty men from India call breasts when they slide into American women's inboxes.. It's like a cross between brisket and breasts, cause Indian men tend to eat the goat brisket after they internally marinate them with thier baby gravy. ...A synonym for briest is "Bobs"

Unsolicited Inbox: "You are beautiful Tiffany... I wan sum fuk... Show Briests plese"

briest by Ndawgy69 October 9, 2020

collin brientnall 

the only reason i have tiktok.

anti max dressler.

somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.

Max Dressler: "Someone control him."

Collin Brientnall: *exposes max*

collin brientnall by browngurl_ May 8, 2020

Briesplaining 

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.

Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.

Briesplaining by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.

"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".

Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

da bridster 

cool hip hop librarian, marginally short, scottish ghetto slang for a pie, huggable, pretty damn cool, fablioni

wow, wow, wo you be as hip as da bridster

da bridster by ro-ro-on-no February 7, 2010

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011