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Breastplay
An act of foreplay that involves a fondling of the breasts of another woman or even man. Involves groping the breasts, licking and kissing the nipples and rubbing titties together all for the intent of sexual gratification and pleasure.
Breastplay by Maruchi Kitsune August 22, 2015
Related Words
break step • breasteses • breasted • Breastesses • breastest • Beanstep • Brastep • breadstealer • Breadster • breadstop
Large Breasted Knob Gobbler
The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
Large Breasted Knob Gobbler by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
Big Breasted Buffoon
There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.
The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.
Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."
Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.
Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."
Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
Big Breasted Buffoon by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
half breaster
Yo check out that half breaster over there, she's like a boob on legs! What did she eat to grow those?
half breaster by fishtankheroes September 2, 2011
Useful as nipples on a breastplate
Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011
Breastesses
Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003
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