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A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004
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One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.
P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!
by WhereisWAlDO April 15, 2010
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The person in the office that is never doing their job and can never be found.
person 1 Where's Sarah I havent seen her do anything all day?

person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.
by theantiwaldo December 20, 2013
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The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
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that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!
Wheres waldo? ??????
by L. Camac February 01, 2005
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