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breathplay 

The restriction of breathing, usually during sex, to gain erotic satisfaction. Can be done by one's partner(see erotic asphixiation) or alone (see auto-erotic asphixiation).
He didn't mind wearing a collar, but he drew the line at breathplay.

Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform
That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Breastpacito

A satanic ritual preformed once a year to honor the Despacito gods.
Breastpacito

Breastular 

1. Of or relating to the breasts.
2. Resembling breasts
Those little pumpkin candies are quite breastular.
Breastular by Snof October 8, 2003

Breastplate Boomer 

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.
Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.

Breastphyxiation 

The act of suffocating someone with a large pair of breasts, usually a D cup or larger. This usually occurs when someone tries to motorboat a girl and it goes horribly wrong, causing him to asphyxiate within the girl's breasts.
John: Bro, did you hear about Dave?

Nick: No, what happened?

John: He was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.

Nick: Dude... *shakes head*

John: Yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.