Breadster 

A total inbred

Wow that ben is a total breadster

Breadster by Nuggetlicker 69 June 1, 2018

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.

"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."

breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Breaderman

A breaderman is a person who is sweet and always helps people people out. Like a sweeterman ride for his day ones.

Person 1:Yo can I get a dollar

Noah:Ok got you

Person 1:Noah is a breadman
His helping his day one so he is a breaderman

Breaderman by Noahmats March 10, 2017

Bedster 

A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.

Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!

Bedster by Speed Racer February 11, 2010

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

half breaster 

a woman who gives the impression that her body is composed of at least 50% breast

Yo check out that half breaster over there, she's like a boob on legs! What did she eat to grow those?

half breaster by fishtankheroes September 2, 2011