Breasted 

having victory over someone by having better breasts

EX. two girls in a wet t-shirt contest and one wins, and tell the other girl looks like i "breasted" you today

Breasted by BroughtoyoubyZgarcia May 12, 2011

breasted 

v. - To accidentally or purposely rub your breast against someone else.

Susie breasted me when she came out of the break room.

breasted by MKUltra February 20, 2008

breasted 

Female

John said, "I am currently dating a breasted person named Mary."

breasted by Sir Rantsalot December 6, 2009

Breasted Boobily down the Stairs 

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.

A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.

Breasted Boobily down the Stairs by StarryQET May 30, 2023

breasted chicken 

Pressing one's exposed scrotum up against a glass door or window for others to view.

Trevor was disappointed by his pay raise, and decided to treat the board meeting to his breasted chicken.

breasted chicken by unit1of1 March 13, 2014

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013

Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away

The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."

Big Breasted Buffoon by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009