Breadecte 

To use a fake french accent and go around whacking people with bread.

"I was initially nervous about sending my kids to college in France, but when I saw a 40-year old man breadecte a homeless man, I was reassured."

Breadecte by Ott-O-Man March 31, 2021

Breadache 

The feeling one gets once acquiring too much bread. Synonymous with being lost in the sauce.

Caleb: Dangggg, that boy Derran must have a breadache from all the grain he obtained!

Breadache by Palakazam January 20, 2019

Breffected 

To be effected by something that has happened because of Brexit

My bank lost its EU license and will close in April, its the first time I have been Breffected since the UK left the EU

Breffected by hungryexpat February 11, 2020

breadache 

When you get a headache from eating too much bread.

Did you hear about Tony's condition? Ever since he ate that entire loaf of bread he's had nonstop headaches, he was diagnosed with a breadache.

breadache by PokemonLyle February 13, 2018

Anti-breadite 

1. A person, having come from a pro-rice culture, who holds a negative and hostile view towards bread.
2. A person who persecutes other people due to their pro-bread attitudes and behaviors.

When the Asian woman suggested it would be better to eat the freshly cooked bacon with rice rather than bread, her companion proclaimed, "You are an ANTI-BREADITE!"

Anti-breadite by Time Traveling Masturbator July 31, 2011

breadpecker

When your pecker smells like yeast

Jeremy: Dude... my shit itches.

Terry: lulz! You have breadpecker!

breadpecker by werem00se March 4, 2008

Breadecution 

A man who get sentenced to breadecution gets killed by being bitch slapped with a piece of bread by a woman in the kitchen

sir im sorry for this but im sentencing you to breadecution from being slapped buy a women with a piece of bread

Breadecution by fartwatty May 12, 2021