A Brainjovi is someone who does minimal research on a given product, buys it and expects it to work straight out of the box with no effort on their part. Brainjovies are apt to become defensive when others point out the limitations of this method, and prefer to return or destroy the product before admitting any complicity in it's not working for them. They are usually impatient, easily offended and have difficulty expressing ideas, processing explanations from others and understanding figurative language.
"He didn't know that a gun won't fire without bullets, what a Brainjovi"
A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"
B "Did you put a blade in it?"
A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"
B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"
A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"
B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"
A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"
B "Did you put a blade in it?"
A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"
B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"
A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"
B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"
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A language created in the Worldbox - God Sandbox discord server, mainly spoken by a member, sunomi (thesunomi). The language usually goes like the examples below:
Example 1: I will OHIO W RIZZ yo MAMA!!!! EZ SIGMA PATRICK BATEMAN ISHOWSPEED OHIO W RIZZ 💪💯💯💯
Example 2: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ME 👴😲💩😂✨👽👻
Example 3: I'm gonna: GYATT DAMN! woman this rizz😈😈😈😈
Example 1: I will OHIO W RIZZ yo MAMA!!!! EZ SIGMA PATRICK BATEMAN ISHOWSPEED OHIO W RIZZ 💪💯💯💯
Example 2: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ME 👴😲💩😂✨👽👻
Example 3: I'm gonna: GYATT DAMN! woman this rizz😈😈😈😈
by cheeseman_manofthecheese September 9, 2023
Get the Brainrotian mug.Person 1: "Yeah frank works at McDonalds now."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."
by 7ruth December 19, 2007
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"Hey, what are ya'll doing today?"
"Just going to do some GPS mapping down in Banjoville."
"Oh well, keep your doors locked."
"Just going to do some GPS mapping down in Banjoville."
"Oh well, keep your doors locked."
by BWood12345 February 5, 2010
Get the Banjoville mug.The greatest football player of all time. Ruler of the galaxy, atleast that´s what he wants us to believe. But in fact he is just a average football player. Most people are still convinced that Vonkuh is the best player overall.
Words brainpoint would say:
1: Me brain, ME OWN YOU
2: Braaaaaain....
3: POOOOOOOOOOINT
4: Vutuuuuuuuuuf
5: VONKUH BRAIN WILMAH
6: Me numero uno brain est greatest futbol player in world
1: Me brain, ME OWN YOU
2: Braaaaaain....
3: POOOOOOOOOOINT
4: Vutuuuuuuuuuf
5: VONKUH BRAIN WILMAH
6: Me numero uno brain est greatest futbol player in world
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