Brainpoint 

The greatest football player of all time. Ruler of the galaxy, atleast that´s what he wants us to believe. But in fact he is just a average football player. Most people are still convinced that Vonkuh is the best player overall.

Words brainpoint would say:

1: Me brain, ME OWN YOU
2: Braaaaaain....
3: POOOOOOOOOOINT
4: Vutuuuuuuuuuf
5: VONKUH BRAIN WILMAH
6: Me numero uno brain est greatest futbol player in world

Brainpoint by Vonkuh October 25, 2012

Brainpainting 

The visualized thinking process that leads to an “ah-ha!” moment for artists of any mediums once they have pictured their creative ideas perfectly and are ready to produce a new artwork. It is the process of visualizing potential artistic creations in connection to an artist's ideas/connections, etc.

“For art class I have to make a poster for Earth Day about the effects of fast fashion. I need to do some brainpainting!”

“I think I need to do some brainpainting before touching that new canvas. I am not sure how I want my ideas to look like just yet.”

"After doing some brainpainting, I know exactly what to do for my art final and how it will look like!"

Brainpainting by Leetskiii July 23, 2025

Braingoing 

A way to insult someone while sounding smart, add before any given insult!

"You braingoing Bastard!"
"Such a braingoing imbecile!"

Braingoing by anonymous December 1, 2020

brainportation

The seemingly passive transfer of data and information from your study notes, textbooks, revision aids and manuals to your brain as you sleep at night.

Mark: Nils! How did you ace the last semester's tests?
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!

brainportation by anonymous January 17, 2024

brainpout 

Actively deleting data from one’s memory in protest of a real or imagined offense, trauma, or disappointment

The reason I’ve never gotten coffee at Julie’s Cafe before you suggested we meet up here is that a persistent case of brainpout caused my avoidance of anything with the name JULIE after a kid named Julie set a fire in my locker when I was fifteen.

brainpout by LilEyeballAnnie July 25, 2024

Brainpost

A specific type of post in online debates—often a form of goalpost-moving and proofpost—that deploys brainlighting or brainsplaining to dismiss an opponent without engaging their argument. Brainposts include memes of someone pointing at their head (“use your brain”), GIFs of characters looking confused, or text like “free brain to you” (implying the target needs one). They function as rhetorical shortcuts: instead of responding to substance, the brainposter implies that the target is simply too stupid to understand, and that further engagement is pointless. The post moves the goalpost from “provide evidence” to “prove you have a brain”—an impossible standard that ends the conversation while letting the poster appear superior.

Example: “She laid out a detailed argument with citations. His reply was a GIF of a cartoon character saying ‘you dropped your brain.’ That was it. Brainpost: using the implication of stupidity to avoid engaging with ideas.”

Brainpost by Abzugal April 1, 2026